The "Rules"

Thought this may help some of you out...I got it from a friend and added my own two cents in :o)

I find it quite amusing! Enjoy!

Guys Facts:

When a guy calls you
he wants to be with you
*he probably left something at your house and needs it back*

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
*he is thinking about having sex*

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
*he is thinking about having sex OR he thinks that if he just stops arguing the girls will shut the hell up and let it go*

When a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,
he means it
*you interupted his thoughts of having sex*

When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world
*you probably have a booger sticking out of your nose OR an eye crusty that's the size of a boulder*

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world
*he is trying desperately to cop a feel w/o getting bitch-slapped*

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love
*he is probably a stalker OR desperate...run* (unless you're into that sorta thing)

When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it
*First, define "good guy"? lol...OR he is trying to have sex with you*

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done
*he is lying through his teeth to get on your good side OR he is trying to have sex with you*

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else
*he misses getting affection and most especially the sex with you*

Girl facts:

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.
*she is probably really angry...run*

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
*check her pulse...she is probably dead*

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.
*she thinks you are cheating, she doesn't trust you*

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
*run...just run, don't ask questions*

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
*you probably have a booger coming out of your nose or an eye crusty the size of a boulder*

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
*she is trying to get close to you w/o freaking you out and making you run*

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.
*she is probably a stalker...running is a good idea here, too*

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.
*see last response*

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever,"
she means it.
*she won't ever leave you alone...run*

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.
*run..quickly and don't look back*

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that
*she misses you*

**NOTE this is purely for fun...if you are really in love and think I'm full of crap then oh well it's meant to be a joke...if you believe what I wrote then whoa! and if you just enjoyed this then good, that was the point!"